Hey, my name is John and this is where i express my love for art, anime, music, and spiritual growth and enlightenment this is what my page is all about. i'm 22 so welcome and enjoy the World of Tempo
Tempo's World




television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

“Match your lipstick shade to your nipples. The perfect shade of nude.”

Squint your eyes and lean back.

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

  • real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
  • real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
  • movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
  • real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
  • movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
  • real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
  • movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in


this just happened on my dashboard and i just

the turtle does not give a fuck about misato
it does the bend and snap in the face of anime

Drawing by Parfenova Lisa


what the fuck is this snake’s problem